Jerry figured out early that black socks turn him on. Maybe it had something to do with their tall, handsome neighbor who would come over after and hang out with Jerry’s dad.
The two big men would sit in their Barcaloungers smoking pipes, their un-shoed feet up on the leather ottomans. The smell was intoxicating, and Jerry soon learned that ALL dress socks have the same effect on him…they make him super horny!